Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Damn all them boutiques

I am broke.so broke that i have pushed my pride aside and have started beggin ma friends to pay me to bake their xmas cakes in advance. of course the friends think im crazy and want to pull a fast one on them. like i would
Why am i broke? its coz the the nu thing them boutique owners do.IE sending a text to suckers, like me who cant resist such, about how the have the latest items.they even say hurry now limited stock and gullible pple like me keep fallin. imagine plus i feel its rude not to respond,they have gone out of their way to send u an sms haba( really i know its automated).I actually dont remember dropping my phone no but thats the least of my worries.
So i recieve a text from a popular joint at abj. i decide to go and see lily(the owner) afta work afterall shes an old friend.i promised my self to just pop in say hi and pop out. B4 i cld say 'hi lily' the babe had me tryin shoes,skirts tops. I give it to her shes a good sales lady.
I am now the proud owner of a brown and a black pencil skirt, a denim flair skirt that i wonder were i would wear it to, about 6 tops and an empty bank account.Infact i had to psyche a friend to come take me home.
Any how my fellow bloggers pls book 4 ur xmas cakes in advance.pls pay now.seriously i wont run wit your money.

32 comments:

Zahratique said...

Hehe!

Jinta said...

Did you buy any trainers during your shopping spree? The way things are, you just might run off!

flawsandall said...

*sigh*....I feel you just spent loads of money on a some boots and its hurting me...its all good though

Sunshine! said...

lol @ u not running with our money.....funny enough i have been here b4........anyways i'll like to book in advance, so i'll keep u posted....hahaha

Anonymous said...

LOL!!! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE...

You can always bake cakes for those boutique owners.... :D

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

lol! my dear good luck oh...

Unknown Blogger said...

Girl u aint alone, my account went -$875 one time cos i was doing summer shopping, i had to buy almost every designer glasses + every possible colour of bags and shoes, ask me if i wore any now. lailai.
Ok well since i'm no longer broke i don't mind ordering a 2 layer vanilla and coconut cake. How n when do i pay ma?

Abimars said...

lol, only cakes? what about hampers? I remember how I used to cringe at the contents of some hampers, do they still do them?

Abimars said...

whats with the timing on your blog I know I definately didn't leave my comment at 1.50am

anonymous gal(retired blogger) said...

@ zahra stop laffin it aint funny
@jints nope no trainers so i am not a flight risk
@zephni shoppin is irresistable aint it
@sunshine im waitin o
@pammy not a bad idea.thanks
@ solo.. thanks o i need all the luck i can get.
@ unknown shoppin rocks. when im shopin i shove common sense aside.
@ abimars infact last year i made 90,000 naira profit on hampers.so they are still around well well.did not set the time.

Ella Gregory said...

i spend money so fat as well
it all goes on clothes and magazines
who needs food???

Jayn Sean said...

Ha! What? We pay in advance and then you finish all the money b4 December even start? Silly girl! LOL..Well i don't blame you oo! I blame Lily more.
Du know that i've lost count of my handbags? But i'm still buying some. At least 4 per month. Is it a disease?

diary of a G said...

I trust you...name your price
lol
money dey round the corner hon
don't worry

hey Anon Gal!
tomorrow (November 9) is the birthday of a follow blogger
please won't you stop by to give your best wishes if you can

Orientatednaijababe said...

hahaha....wen u need money just stare at ur new purchase....

how much do u charge? dont mind helpin a sister out....

anonymous gal(retired blogger) said...

@ orientated nig..thabk u jare beta human being. from 2k and above dependin on size and location.
@ jaybabe u see evri one is talkin bout alcohol adiction tobacco adiction etc i think i will start a shoppers anonymous were we all share our experiences and try to help each oda.
@ coco food wat?who cares about calories.
@ diary tanks alot.

Allied said...

You should also send a text to lily (store owner) it is a must she buys ur cake.

yayi said...

LOL!!! but i bet you feel good buying those stuffs. as long as they make you more attractive, i wouldnt complain. will look out for potential clients and send them your way for some xmas cakes.thanks for stopping by. take care

Porter deHarqourt said...

me na free cake i dey find.

shhhh said...

damn them indeed. pray u make lots of sales during xmas

Stuck in my throat said...

did they force you to buy?believe me when i say i feel you die sha. I spent 20k over the weekend and i am wondering why i did that...its quite sad o...

Unknown said...

waoww lol

Afrobabe said...

Lmao...was begining to think you would never blog again after the mills and boons one..I am just as bad as u when it comes to shopping so I never follow anyone shopping unless i planned to buy.

Standing Truth Betold said...

lmao what if we pay now and you use all the money to shop at Lilly's store, and you find yourself too broke to buy the ingredients for the cakes?
i dont trust you oh!
(besides, something tells me you are a criminal as per say you got the answer to that question on my blog correctly)

Anonymous said...

Talk about those boutiques and thier messages.. Dear esteemed customer New stock has just arrived ..... i can't resist them too..

N.I.M.M.O said...

LOL!

I think Pammy's got the solution. Bake the cakes and do the rounds of Lily's boutique again. Drop the cakes for her and congratulating her for booking her Christmas cakes in advance - while stocks last!

For added effect, you may go with all the stuff you bought from her and threaten to return them if she doesn't patronize you. (I know you cant but na shakara). After all, na 'market'.

You may also need to send her a text ahead . My fear is that you may end up buying more stuff from her even after the transaction.

Nimmo

anonymous gal(retired blogger) said...

@ allied done that already.
@Y ayi the day i wore the black pencil skirt... wow i looked hot i got toasters. so i guess im consoled a lil.
@porter sori no free cakes.i need cash

@ last king.amen o
@ stuck it was duress believe me
@ olamid u can say that again.
@ afro u are a strong womanh
@ refinin truth u asked a quest i got the ans. i promise i wont run wit your cash.
@ be silent the make the msgs so endearin and hard to resist i suggest we sue.
@ nimmo- best sugestion.im on it.

Unknown Blogger said...

update!

eddsla said...

hmn,women and shopping!!

anonymous gal(retired blogger) said...

@ unknown well i trully dont trust me not to run wit your cash.

Writefreak said...

Now look where clothes got you..lol..you bera start doing vigils that people buy cake from you..lol:) can imagine what it's like but seriously babe, you gotta start saying NO o!
Btw i agree, Lily must buy cake! Lemme know if she doesn't! I'll erm...i'll...just tell me first

Onome said...

lmao......i avoid boutiques like a plague cos i know wat dey can do...wen i have pleeeeeeeeennnntyy cash to throw around, den i can patronise dem...how much be ur cakes?

Flourishing Florida said...

my dear, no be only u o. na why i dey tie my throat when i see all these 'great offers'. na small small handshake dey pass play play enter fight.