Thursday, August 13, 2009
Monday, July 27, 2009
Hey all. yes i think i am bac 4 good. not my fault btw writing(im trying out a collection of dark stories-watch out steven king) doing my thesis, doing my job (BUsiness dEveloping) facebooking, writing 4 a friends mag...u get the msg. i hv bin busy.
so what to blog about..ok lets see aha about a month ago i went to browse at the fastest cafe at Abuja.after i finished i picked my laptop and as i walked out, i ran into my cousin. now on that faithful thursday i thought i loooked cool,sure the town was hot and i was not mobile but i thought i looked good. well my cousin didnot think so and he asked why i looked harrased. i was downcst and wondered why i ran into him. well he is my cousin so i chatted with him 4 a while tellin him i had to rush off ass i did research 4 my boss and he needed my findings ASAP. he mumbled about how i was putting all that energy into sumones business, sumtin bout channeling it into my own stuff. i was not really listening-can u blame me. well i told him i had to go and he told me to call on saturday. out of cousinly loyalty in called on wednesday about 4days late mumblin sumthin bout being busy. well he asked where i was and i told him hoping i wass lookin good. he came afta 30 mins afta idle chit chatting he gave me a cheque of...wait 4 it N400,000. FOUR HUNDRED THOUSAND NAIRA, i was speechless, he said if brodas dont look out 4 sistas who would?
so blogger help me thank dearest cousin o.
PS THIS REALLY HAPPENED. I KNOW IT WAS A MONTH AGO AND IM STILL IN SHOCK
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Then I decided to become a philantrophist. U know visit orphanages take food for them, start a get an orphan a book project, etc. I realised such a project needed huge money…money I didn’t have. I suspended that till I get money.
At that point, I decided to go home and work on my LL.M thesis side-by-side working with my mother. I never made it to my mother’s office as the first day I was to leave for work I noticed a smug look on her face. I retired before I even started. The thesis I am still working on. Seriously, ABU Zaria should give me a deadline I work better with deadlines. I lazed about at home for a while under the guise of “thesis”.a while equals 2 months.One morning I woke up took a good look at my life packed my bags and relocated to Abuja amidst cries of “how wil u cope, what will you do, you are better of at home” from my mother.
I then had an epiphany to become the next Chimamanda. So I picked my laptop abandoned my thesis and got busy writing a book. A week later, I had another epiphany writing a book would not put food on the table for the time being . The book thus became my pet project.
I suggested to my friends that we start something like an abused women support group online where people can anonymously talk about sexual abuse since in Nigeria there is no one the can really talk to.They all appauled the idea. The mechanism is being put in place but as a member of our group suggested IT WILL NOT PUT FOOD ON THE TABLEE NO MATTER HOW NOBLE.
I then hooked up with a friend’s big brother and went into property. Now that puts food on the table, and soon I would be able to go on a shopping spree. Im hopin Dubai. It is hectic, the hours are crazy, and you have no idea the sort of jungles I have entered to check beacon numbers, but its fun. And 4 now my immediate problem of food on the table (clothes in my case) is solved.
PS, whoever said that being self employed is the best because you have your own hours lied. PSS. Don’t try working for/with your mother .
Saturday, August 16, 2008
Never trust a skinny cook
like hugs and I like kisses, but what I’d love…is help with the dishes!
A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen and this kitchen is delirious.
No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the
impression he just cleaned the whole house.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Thou shall not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.
Help keep the kitchen clean - eat out.
Housework done properly can kill you.
Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on
to lead normal lives.
My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines.
The only reason I have a kitchen is because it came with the house
when I bought it.
There are only three kinds of food - Frozen, Canned, & Take-out!
This is a self-cleaning kitchen. Please clean up after yourself.
Friday, August 8, 2008
My single friends are happy 4 me i am happier 4 them Whats wrong wit me.
Mr Serious relationship (s.r) is a nice,generous,kind and husband material kinda guy. he is crazy bout me very religious all in all a gud package. i like him a lot but the thot of marriage has me runnin in the oda direction. B4 when i see weddin pictures on facebook i actually go green with envy now i cringe at anything related to weddings. Mr S.R said we should think of a December date i told him piont blank that my friends and i are goin to calabar this december. he frowned but let it pass and was like fyne Jan will do. i meekly suggested Dec 2009 and he laughed thinkin i was joking. i want to end the whole thing for no beta reason than the fact that i dont want to get married. i just want him as a boyffriend wit no serious commitment issues. is that to much to ask 4?And before u all ask i lyke him, i have no problem wit him i just dont want to marry him or any body.
so advice humbly needed.
i have neva been in a relationship for more than 2 months, i get bored at the monotomy of one guy,and the seemingly loss of my independence as i hate takin permission to do stuff.
4 give my ramblings im agitated and my mum has a smug smile-my kid sister hinted that i might soon get married