I am a busy woman-fyne im 2 lazy to blog so here are some rules i saw it in a shop on a beautiful placard bout 5000Naira.Nice rules hilarious but xpensive if u ask me. so i pretended to be talkin on the fone and snapped it so i can share with as many people as possible.. so copy and paste in microsoft word,do sumthing sexy wit it print and paste in your kitchen.And Zephni i need anorther invite to ur blog...dont ask bout the last one pls
Never trust a skinny cook
like hugs and I like kisses, but what I’d love…is help with the dishes!
A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen and this kitchen is delirious.
No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the
impression he just cleaned the whole house.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Thou shall not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.
Help keep the kitchen clean - eat out.
Housework done properly can kill you.
Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on
to lead normal lives.
My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines.
The only reason I have a kitchen is because it came with the house
when I bought it.
There are only three kinds of food - Frozen, Canned, & Take-out!
This is a self-cleaning kitchen. Please clean up after yourself.