Sunday, February 17, 2008

An ode to my jeans

Late last year about 5 days to xmas I went jeans hunting. I needed a pair of blue jeans. I have about six pairs of blue jeans but they are all either to long or big at the waist (I have a major problem wit belts) or to tight-I love them a lil lose. I prefer blue coz I am prone to abuse black jeans.
I got the blue jeans alrite but I also found my one true love… cocolet, my black jeans. I had to name her afta my other prized possession cocolet my laptop.
From the day cocolet came into my life I have not remained the same she is perfect not tight enuf to choke u, and not lose so u look shabby. Her only flaw is that she needs a belt small prize to pay.
And to think I was skeptical when the sales gal showed her to me. I only tried her so I don’t upset the nice gal and so she will give me a discount on the blue one-as if.
The very next day I wore her and the next and the next and took a break from xmas-nu year then I resumed in earnest and have not stopped. I have only worn the blue ones once.
I wear cocolet on Monday to work coz its company meeting day and if I wear a nice top she can pass as trousers I hope I don’t get caught.
I wear her every day when I get bac from work and have to go out.
I wear her on Fridays and saturdays to gallivant all over the place.
She has a brief rest on Sunday except if im en route back to Abuja which I am, usually.
Suddenly all my clothes look better on cocolet, seriously I tried to use another jeans once but I looked funny and I felt as if I was cheating on cocolet.
I don’t even wear my black trousers, I’d rather wear a colored one, or a skirt coz I look beta in cocolet. All pale in comparison.
I have to hide cocolet when im not near or in her to protect, coz my roomies consisting of my friends lil sis and a cousin have treated to burn her. Burn o not hide.
Am I crazy? Hope not.
Am I obsessed? I really think not im just in luv.
On this note I beg all and sundry if u don’t already have one get a pair of black jeans.

42 comments:

Eyin'ju Oluwa said...

LOL, too funny. I was attached to one pair like this. The only black pair of jeans i have, doesn't fit properly, maybe i'll look for another one.

Have a great week babe.

The Indecent One..... said...

lol. Girls are dat way sha. I have a friend that is like that with bra. Yes o, bra. she says she havent seen aother that matches up to it. lol, imagine?

guerreiranigeriana said...

lol...i have a pair of blue jeans that make my legs look longer and slimmer...i wear them as much as possible too!!...i have a pair of corduroy black jeans that have the same effect...i forgot them in atlanta, otherwise, i'd wear those poor things out too!!...

Afrobabe said...

3rd,not bad....

Afrobabe said...

Where in heaven's name did Gnaija come from...I was 3rd when I opened this page...

Anyway, babes, you are not strange at all...I have a jeans that I didnt even like...thing was each time I wore it I got lifts from guys and someone always asked for my no.....so u guessed it...it became my everyday outing where...who no want fine boy no?

Had a green bra as well...wore it till it had holes...I swear my boobs never looked better...MY FRIENDS THREW IT AWAY!!!!

bumight said...

I actually don't wear black jeans anymore. It seems like this cocolet has suffered o! kai!! reminds me of one of my lil sis' bras, jeez! the thing has suffered, I think Afrobabe is her unknown twin, cos that bra has holes, she even made it into a strapless bra!

desperate lady said...

Damn! If u wear it erday then when do u wash it? Or u don't wash it? Isn't it smelling?

Anonymous said...

finding a good pair of jeans is like finding a good man!

Jayn Sean said...

Oh yeah..i think i need them pair off black jeans. I dont have those. All my jeans are blue. Have lost count.

How you doing girl?

Ms. emmotions said...

well a good thing u have cocolet then, but are u sure u dont want her dead wit all the wear and no rest ?

how are u doing gal?

anonymous gal(retired blogger) said...

@ omo look 4 o no regrets.
@ indecent im ashamed to say i hv a bra like that to.
@guerrira i cant 4get cocolet o coz i would hv been wearin them.
@ afro thats the spirit
@ bumight lol she made it strapless?
@ desperate u obviously dont do jeans. no 1 rule u neva wash them. just air it and give it a thorough scrub wit a brush.
@ pink i could not agree more
@jay u need one o
@ms mhen cocolet cant die o

Naija Chickito said...

I don't do black jeans anymore. don't know why exactly.but i love all my blue ones.
nice, funny post!!!

Anonymous said...

lol u r a trip...lol...but i knw d feeling,i am attached 2 one of my jeans lik ds even tho i have more than 15 presentable ones..lol but seriously gt 1 pair of black around d same time as urs but it just doesnt work 4 me infact i av worn it just 2ce. nice n funny,me likey!!!

ShadeCrown said...

lollll i cn relate!

Onome said...

cocolet.....nice name...am scared of black jeans cos of d fading after frequent washing!!! but congrats love...looking for d next item to acquire and rock!!!!

For the love of me said...

very funny, I can certainly identify

desperate lady said...

girl i wash ma jeans abeg, which kind airing it is that one. hellz naw..i wash em.

Anonymous said...

'... she who finds a good pair of black jeans inds a good thing...'
someday my cocolet will come.

EXSENO said...

I have two pair, yes they go with everything, but I still like my blue's.

Anonymous said...

LMAO. gal yo so funny. i once had a short skirt i loved wearing and it really looked nice on me and the first time i put it on, i even got tired of saying thanks for all the compliments i was getting, since i loved it alot, i used to put it on alot and i mean alot, that everytime i went out and that was every weekend and some weekdays ofcourse id change the top and it was all cool till a guy i really liked in all his drunkeness asked me if i dont own any other skirts:( i was embarrased but anyway, today he's my boo so that sort of ended on a good note

Girlie said...

i know what u mean.....my black skinny jeans....hmnn do wonders for me bum....love em....

Edirin said...

LoL, o girl, u don kolo, cocolet? lol

i wanted to get a black pair of jeans u kno, i hate wearing trousers something for work.. lol
maybe ill name him josh

Jinta said...

no, you're not obsessed - cocolet has possessed you. lol

the antipop said...

who would have thunk a pair of jeans could evoke such laughter from me?

a perfect pair of black jeans is hard to come by. i have tried, and i have hated all the ones i attemped to wear.
i know a gal who became bullimic coz she found the perfect pair of black jeans, only they could not fit. so to lose all the weight she made herself sick. now the pants are too big on her....

sori abt the long comment

anonymous gal(retired blogger) said...

@ naija yeah nothin wrong with blue jeans.
@ risque atleast u hv a pair or 2 u r attached 2.
@ sha abi o
@ onome thats the mistake pple make u scrub black jeans with a brush and wash blue.
@ 4 the love so wats ur addiction
@ desperate fine wash em dont blame me when they fade.
@ geisha words of wisdom.u are wise beyond ur years.
@ exseno looks like the blues are winnin
@ marcy yeap i can relate
@girlie yes finally a gal afta ma hat
@ fresh josh is a good name
@ jinta if this is wat being possed feels like then...may i 4ever b possesd.
@antipop lol

Tandra said...

i think i need to get me black jeans!!!!

Jayn Sean said...

passed by checking for an update!

O'Dee said...

lol! I have a pair of black jeans and i rock it a lot. Yesterday, i counted how many months av been wearing it - 5 months. I have decided to let it rest this month, it will get bk 2 work soonest. lol

Simi Speaks said...

I can so relate!

have this one 7 jeans that have been with me thru thick and thin! thru the storms. thru the darkest valleys. can i get an Amen, church?! A-M-E-N!

LOL

Ms. Catwalq said...

when is cocolet going to take a bath?....

Unknown said...

hehehehehe

Anonymous said...

update na

The Indecent One..... said...

lmao @ Ms, Cat. y'all leave cocolet alone jo....and I can see all the bra ladies are coming out...lol

Chris Ogunlowo said...

Help!

I can't stop laffing.

Nigerican said...

lol, i have some sweat pants i abuse like that oh... although i can't wear them to work, i do rush home to jump into the comfort of my pants. Keep rockin cocolet if she makes u happy :).

All-Mi-T [Thought Crime] Rawdawgbuffalo said...

maybe a lil obsessed lol but that aint bad

anonymous gal(retired blogger) said...

yeah mayb a lil...

soupasexy said...

girl, u too funny sha!!

theicequeen said...

LOL...i gbadun the way youve named the jeans...i named my almost-my-car robert...

and you do have apoint there, ive been thinkin that i seriously do need a pair of black jeans! they are just so kewl!!

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