Monday, March 10, 2008

Teaching Maths

I hate maths.im a lawyer most of us hate math’s. bout 2 years ago I was doin my compulsory service to the government AKA NYSC . I stayed with a nice family of lawyers. Father lawyer, mother lawyer and the son of bout 4 who dreamt of being just like daddy.

Now the boy was my personal person. I was the one that taught him how to spell his name, told him that N and M are two different alphabets, gave him chocolates, coke etc in the privacy of my room and sent him to his parents when the sugar hype kicked in. And most importantly I helped him with his home work (I especially loved the coloring homework I bribed him not to tell daddy then we shared the coloring btw me and him). That is the part of his homework that did not involve maths. I left that for his dad. Not that I can’t do it I rem sayin but at least I left some work for you.
There was this day that his dad called and begged me to help him coz he and madam would be late. I did not panic how hard can it be. The boy is 4 I can handle nursery school maths-or so I thot. The home work was basically _ + 3 = 4. Easy we did it together I waited eagerly for him to return from school the next day. To cut a long story short for the first time in his math book he had a 7 over 10 as opposed to 10 over 10. I panicked I wanted to tear out the page/ go to his school and fight with the teacher/ hide his assignment book. Daddy 4gave me. I was given one more chance. In oda not to mess up again I brought out my fone used the calculator and told him the answers. I did not pretend to teach him afterall they thot him in school so he has the idea. Plus I had to redeem myself. As soon as I finished cross checkin his answers and makin sure all was rite in walked mummy. Typical I hissed she waited for me to do the hard part before coming home. She picked his assignment book and asked how he arrived at the answer to number one. To my horror he said “aunty anonymous gal said I shld write 3” she glared at my pink face. “How bout no 2” she asked aunty anonymous gal said I shld write 8” chei see me see wahala.and that continued up to no 10. I mean after no 2 she shld have known that I told him the ans but she had to rob insult to injury.
Suffice to say I neva did his maths home work again.

29 comments:

Naija Chickito said...

Am I first or what? *Doing the running man dance.

Naija Chickito said...

I laughed hard after reading this one. Anonymous gal, You no go kill me. Nice start to the new week. How you dey?

doll (retired blogger) said...

LMAO....with kids you can neva cut corners

Onome said...

chai!!! children!!!! well, no be say u no try......lmao..nice one chic...lol

Bubblegum Thug said...

lol @ being a lwayer and not being able to do nursery school maths. Math is very easy, if u can add and subtract u can hold a degree in Math. I am living testament to this.
Nice blog. First time here i think

For the love of me said...

kids. You bera go learn some elementary mathsoooo, you wnt always be able to get away with it.

O'Dee said...

lol! its not ur fault jo. D boy will understans when he comes off age.
Have a lvli week.

Sasuke said...

lol..really funny aunty wey no know maths.to be honest with you i am also kinda maths shy so for any cute four year old that wants me to give an academic hand!trust me its take it straight to daddy. i have a headache

darkelcee said...

i no blame u o jare

Na so one bikin was told to write 12 types of application hardware im sabi.

A year four boy? How will he know that when i dont know too?

i told him to write microsoft office; word excel etc na 0 the boy score.
I have not gone near him since then.

those teachers are just hater *wink*

lollll

Joy Akut said...

LMAO...dont let me start with the woes of mathematics.

guerreiranigeriana said...

lmfao!!!...hilarious...and children don't lie well enough or at least not at the right times...

EXSENO said...

Don't feel bad, I would be glad that I don't have to help with the math anymore. lol

Jennifer A. said...

***Kids always tell the truth***

Lol. I guess u felt like hiding under the carpet...

Miz Arkitect said...

ROMFLMAO.. lol dont u just love lil kids not maths thou lol

Zena said...

I think say no only me wey no like math, lol, this was hilarious

Flourishing Florida said...

dis gal o!!!!! u no go kill me!!!! dis is so cool!!!!!!!!!!!!! but, eh, na so d poor boy 4 fail him homework bcuz of ur block head

Jayn Sean said...

babes, are you also having problems with your net that side? Coz i was here yesterday and just cudn't get to the comments page.

But i hope you fine. Lemme go read the post now.

And i'm also fine.

Edirin said...

ha ha ha....tht wa a good read, children are hilarious, so inocent, give him a couple of years and he will kno a thing or 2 about lying

Anonymous said...

lol... I thought It was just me....its so true what you said with "law (yers) and math... i done fail that crap lol...

Ms. emmotions said...

hehehe .. aunty anon dose not no mathematics ooooo

lol

Unknown said...

ehn, you know fit answer that simple question. That little boy should have used his koboko on you. That said - I CONFESS TO DOING THE SAME THING...BUT IT WASN'T FOR SOMETHING LIKE THAT ARITHEMETIC O!!

:d

Nigerican said...

Lol...smooth criminal. U should have smiled and told her "sorry, i'm a lawyer not a math teacher". Nice one tho... still laughing..lol

anonymous gal(retired blogger) said...

@ chickito congrats on bein first.
@ doll i wonder why
@onome abi. i tried o
!@ pink u had to rob in the fact that its nursery sch maths
@ 4 the love i hv tried the maths thin.doesnt work 4 me
@ oluwadee tanxs
@ sasuke i think i will steal the headche thingy.u neva can tell when next it wld happen
@ dark im beta than u my 4 year old scored 7.
@ fantasy we are plenty o
@gn they dont lie at all
@ ex i dont feel bad but my prides hurt
@jaycee u hv no idea
@paradigm lol
@ zena like i said we are plenty
@jay a network glinch i think
@AT FAb IM HOPIN HE HATES MATHS TO
@dlee u a lawyer to?
ms emotions like u know maths
@pamela tell us wat happened.im sure its worse than mine
@niger abi o

Afrobabe said...

lmao...Babe, u have a reason for not liking or knowing maths...what do u want a Bsc Economics holder to say???

I not only hate maths, I no sabi am....now I choose certificate courses that dont require maths oh...

Eyin'ju Oluwa said...

LOL...u must REALLY hate math.

Jinta said...

1 + 1 = ?

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

lol! yes, lawyers hate maths! That is universal. hahaha! This was too funny!

How body?


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Anu boy said...

okay.. now thats funny...

anyways, its all good....

ki lon pops

tobenna said...

When your kids come, what will happen?
Thank God for lesson teachers